I wouldn’t actually comment on my absence if there were only a few followers and if there was no one actually paying attention to this, but to be honest I am actually surprised that there’s still a somewhat large number of followers (considering the amount of time this is stuck in hiatus). So I thought I must own you guys an apology.

Somehow, I lost all my spirit to continue to draw something that wasn’t cheering me up at all. When I realized I wasn’t having fun with it, but more like drawing for obligation, I stopped for a while. I asked Kyle to take care of the blog and he did for a while before he also stopped updating it. We were both tired and I figured somehow the questions would stop comming and the followers would fade away eventually, only it didn’t quite happen?? You guys have a lot of patience. Thank you for that, because I have a feeling that this blog will be a lot more active once again, so if you are one follower that didn’t bothered leaving an ask because it simply wouldn’t be answered, just do it now. 

As for all old asks, unfortunatelly they’ll be deleted. I won’t bother answering things that are from, say, last year, so I’m cleaning up the ask box that currently has too many asks that I won’t really answer, and then I’ll start answering new questions. 

There will be also a new feature for this blog that is a request section. As long as it involves the character Kyle Broflovski, you can request a drawing NOT VIA ASK BOX, but submitting the prompt. You can read more about this new feature here.

That’s it for this post, it’s an oficial comeback for askkyle, if you guys are still somewhat interested in this old thing that I used to call my little sort of popular blog in the past. /ollies outie

The term “friends” makes me think you’re lying.

Thanks, dude! Happy whatever you celebrate!

I keep losing followers, so no more posts for tonight. Look forward to some real answers soon!

I just went through every single ask, and I counted them all up and separated them into categories.

Right now, as of this writing, I have 121 messages.

I have separated them into four categories:

Questions and/or comments I like or don’t mind answering:

62

Questions and/or comments that are really stupid:

27

Questions and/or comments that are insanely creepy:

8

Questions and/or comments involving me getting with someone, especially one of my best guy friends:

17

I actually sighed in relief when the ‘good’ tally was bigger than the others. Maybe there is hope for this blog.

There are creepy blogs about apparent alternate universe future versions of myself with Stan or Cartman, they can all go to those and leave me alone. I just want to play games and answer silly questions about myself. 

Er, thanks, but I think I can deal with it.

((Related to the whole situation right now -

Bia and I are actually discussing starting another blog (askteenkyle or something to that effect) to better field all of these pairing questions.

Neither of us have anything against pairings, but keeping Kyle in character… we, uh, kinda can’t do that without making him go “ewww! fuck off!” to these questions. sorry, three unfollowers who apparently like ten-year-olds having sexual fantasies.))

Remember when I vanished for a long, long time?

That wasn’t because I was hanging with my friends.

That wasn’t because of some crazy adventure.

That wasn’t because I got bored of this.

It was because I get so many questions about fucking my friends (and Cartman) that I just couldn’t take it anymore.

I came back, and I plan on staying this time, but seriously? My mom told me there were lots of sick freaks on the internet, but I had no idea they were all interested in the nonexistent sex life of a ten-year-old.

I honestly think I’ll start deleting them all. I just went back through all my messages, and I could cut down half of the time it’ll take to answer all of them if I get rid of the questions about that stuff.

Thanks for caring, dude, it’s nice to know someone’s on my side. The guys think it’s hilarious.